Tom Oatmeal

Way back in the day, I started a Tumblr on the advice of a friend as a way to keep up with my writing. It eventually caught on with an audience, growing to nearly 300,000 subscribers before being hacked and deleted in 2020! Oh well! Before its tragic demise, it was listed in Gawker’s The Best Things We Read All Year, Observer’s 100 Funnest Tumblrs…Ever, but best of all, it helped open the door to some wonderful friendships and memorable opportunities to collaborate. Below is my shot at tracking down some of my favorite stories, and maybe even adding some new ones!  

Michael Prochaska Michael Prochaska

Giving Back

The cost of being a successful CEO out on a stroll with a bunch of doe-eyed youngsters is that all of your talk about risk and what it really takes to make it in such a cutthroat industry inevitably leads to a kind of “dive right in” mentality.

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Michael Prochaska Michael Prochaska

A Winning Culture

Ever notice how the warmer your team culture is, the more difficult it becomes to confront or even identify a problematic teammate? So what do you do?

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Michael Prochaska Michael Prochaska

Owning Your Mistakes

Ever screw something up at work? Everyone has. So do you own up to your mistake, or do you try and hide it? Maybe there's another option.

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Michael Prochaska Michael Prochaska

Next Steps

You’ve mastered the sales pitch, great!… but what about the followthrough? Because anyone can grab a clipboard and post up outside of a shopping mall, intercepting families as they come and go.

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Michael Prochaska Michael Prochaska

The Scientist’s Birthday

By his 139th birthday, the scientist existed as a severed head in a jar of fluid. Crisscrossing wires jutted out of the sides of the jar and connected to large computers that did things that only the scientist himself could explain.

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Michael Prochaska Michael Prochaska

The Big Winner

And so a month after they built the fifth Wal-Mart in our county, a little coffee shop opened just a few yards away.  

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Michael Prochaska Michael Prochaska

Dog Dad

At this point in the story, Dog Dad is living in a one-bedroom apartment with fifteen dogs. It has been four months since his release from prison and he is struggling to find even a part time job that grants him the flexibility to work around the mandatory care that is required to keep the dogs healthy.

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Michael Prochaska Michael Prochaska

Avocados

It wasn’t until we were driving home from dinner that my wife Diane told me that the chips and guacamole I had been eating hadn’t been meant for the entire table.

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Mali King Mali King

Candles

At dinner, my wife Diane told me that Deb and Gary were going to stop by for drinks later and that it might be nice to put out one of the good candles.

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Mali King Mali King

The World’s Biggest Salad

They built the world’s largest salad. The whole thing was set up in a park about an hour away from our home so my wife Diane convinced me that it might be fun to go see it.

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